Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)
Posted by Shakespeare DiMaggio · April 28th, 2008

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to
step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.
Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio
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