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Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

If Only I Were Tight With Mitchell & Ness….

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments

….I could make a killing off these in Boston alone.

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Tags: Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number · Harvey Bars · MLB · Mindy McCready · Roger Clemens

Lions Draft Kevin Smith

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I always saw him more as a left guard type but apparently he’s a speedy runner from Central Florida. He probably would have went higher but he had a few character issues, like the fact that he smokes, curses a lot and associates with known heroin users.

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Fire Matt Millen · Harvey Bars · Kevin Smith · NFL · NFL Draft