Who’s career prospects are we going to kill before he even signs a contract? I bet you Barry could still pick up like 750 yards if he came back. What does Matt Millen have to do to get fired? I miss Herman Moore. Jared Allen may break the single season sack record in one game against us next year. Am I going to wait four hours to watch the Lions draft a guard? I can’t believe I get nostalgic about Scott Mitchell. Is Calvin Johnson’s back ever going to heal? For fuck’s sake, he’s 22. Jason Hanson has to be in the bottom ten in career win percentage. I’d kidney punch my grandma, pretty hard even, to go 9-7. Aaron Gibson. Stockar McDougle. I refuse to listen to one shred of analysis from Andre Ware. Gary Moeller. I remember him. Marty Mornhinweg in a robe. On a motorcycle. Is this blog big enough to spark a rumor that McFadden smoked weed yesterday and maybe he’ll fall to 15? The first question during the interview process for every possible draftee should be ‘Do you play piano and occasionally watch the Lion King?’. I’m not even fucking around, what does Matt Millen have to do to get fired?
