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The Word ‘Earned’ Now Completely Null And Void

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

A quote from this article from ESPN.com regarding Jeremy Shockey’s possible trade to the Saints:
The 28-year-old Shockey, who earned the first NFL championship of his career in January, broke his leg on Dec. 16 in a game against the Washington Redskins and did not play in the Super Bowl.
Shockey’s 2008 playoff numbers: 0 catches, 0 [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL

A Lions Fan’s Thoughts The Night Before The Draft

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Who’s career prospects are we going to kill before he even signs a contract? I bet you Barry could still pick up like 750 yards if he came back. What does Matt Millen have to do to get fired? I miss Herman Moore. Jared Allen may break the single season sack record in one game [...]

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars · NFL · NFL Draft

A Jets Fan’s Thoughts the Night Before the Draft

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

This is going to be the year I don’t talk myself into the Jets first round pick. The Tannenbaum/Mangini era has been ok, I have no problem with Revis, Mangold or Ferguson. But these bastards aren’t going to pull the wool over my eyes with another DeWayne Robertson or Bryan Thomas or Kyle Brady or [...]

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Tags: NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Risk Management · Shakespeare DiMaggio

ESPN After Dark

April 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Just saw this over on Awful Announcing. This is easily my new ‘Best Video I’ve Seen A While.’

“I love trick billiards.”

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Video

For Shakespeare And Velvet

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Everyone’s seen this video a hundred times, but it never gets old. And since there are two Jets’ fans on the TS staff, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t post it on here on the eve of the NFL draft. Besides, it’s only a matter of time before someone puts together one of these for [...]

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Tags: Defenestration · Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Video

Bill Bavasi, Consider My Mind Boggled

April 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Kenji Johjima is going to be 32 in a little over a month. Last year his numbers were slightly down from his rookie year and this is year they are just fuck awful. Seattle has 24 year old catcher Jeff Clement, the player they selected ahead of Ryan Zimmerman, Ryan Braun, Troy Tulowitzki, Jay Bruce, [...]

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Tags: Bill Bavasi · Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners

Does Marvin Lewis Frequent YouTube?

April 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

YouTube has become the new place to go when relationships get messy. The latest example of this is Drew Rosenhaus, who has gone to YouTube, pleading for the Bengals to trade Chad Johnson.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · NFL · Video

Mario Manningham’s Wonderlic Score

April 25th, 2008 · 8 Comments


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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · NFL Draft · Wonderlic