Comments on: Ozzie Newsome’s Mock Draft Already 0-1 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/ The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:19:42 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: J-Red http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3056 J-Red Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:23:12 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3056 Thank you, thank you. That's the kind of fan self-loathing you can find at Tirico Suave and East Coast Bias. Thank you, thank you. That’s the kind of fan self-loathing you can find at Tirico Suave and East Coast Bias.

]]> By: Shakespeare DiMaggio http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3051 Shakespeare DiMaggio Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:14:51 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3051 Didn't Tirico Suave's own White Velvet predict this like 4 months ago? Didn’t Tirico Suave’s own White Velvet predict this like 4 months ago?

]]> By: Harvey Bars http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3049 Harvey Bars Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:31:24 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3049 Not only is 'Eternal Rookie' just a perfect description for Kyle Boller, but it might be be the most accurate description of anyone, in any field, of any time, of any age, ever. Not only is ‘Eternal Rookie’ just a perfect description for Kyle Boller, but it might be be the most accurate description of anyone, in any field, of any time, of any age, ever.

]]> By: J-Red http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3048 J-Red Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:43:01 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3048 Harvey, that's the kind of innovation Ozzie brings to the table. I think we go with Troy Smith to start, Boller for the middle innings and Ryan or whoever we trade up to get later in the first to close it out. That takes all the pressure off the rookie and the eternal rookie. Harvey, that’s the kind of innovation Ozzie brings to the table. I think we go with Troy Smith to start, Boller for the middle innings and Ryan or whoever we trade up to get later in the first to close it out. That takes all the pressure off the rookie and the eternal rookie.

]]> By: Harvey Bars http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3044 Harvey Bars Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:48:43 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3044 I wish part of my job entailed purposely saying dumb things that gives my contemporaries the idea that I was a complete moron. That seems like it would be fun. First thing I'd do if I was an NFL GM, would be to call a press conference and openly declare that we're taking the best punter available and then I would proceed to piss myself. I'm thinking Ozzie hedges his bets and just drafts Matt Ryan, Chad Henne, Joe Flacco and Andre Woodson. Or maybe he just drafts Ryan as a QB closer and only brings him in during the fourth quarter since he seems to kind of suck during the beginnings of most games anyway. I wish part of my job entailed purposely saying dumb things that gives my contemporaries the idea that I was a complete moron. That seems like it would be fun. First thing I’d do if I was an NFL GM, would be to call a press conference and openly declare that we’re taking the best punter available and then I would proceed to piss myself.

I’m thinking Ozzie hedges his bets and just drafts Matt Ryan, Chad Henne, Joe Flacco and Andre Woodson. Or maybe he just drafts Ryan as a QB closer and only brings him in during the fourth quarter since he seems to kind of suck during the beginnings of most games anyway.

]]> By: J-Red http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3043 J-Red Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:25:21 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3043 Classic Ozzie. Make everyone else think he's fallen off his game with some silly public comments. For this draft, I'll slot Ozzie for 22 Pro Bowlers. Who would win in a draft-off between Ozzie and a hurricane? What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ozzie? Classic Ozzie. Make everyone else think he’s fallen off his game with some silly public comments. For this draft, I’ll slot Ozzie for 22 Pro Bowlers. Who would win in a draft-off between Ozzie and a hurricane? What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ozzie?

]]> By: Dewey http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/comment-page-1/#comment-3042 Dewey Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:36:02 +0000 http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/04/22/ozzie-newsomes-mock-draft-already-0-1/#comment-3042 LSTM. Classic. The Oz has been off his game for a few years now. LSTM. Classic. The Oz has been off his game for a few years now.

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