If you would have asked me eight minutes ago what I thought Loren Woods was up to nowadays, and these were my choices:
a.) Finishing up his third season as the backbone of the Maccabi Elite Tel Aviv basketball club
b.) Averaging 15 PPG and 8 RPG for the Fort Wayne Mad Ants
c.) Barback at the Scottsdale Applebee’s
d.) Getting garbage minutes for an NBA playoff team that at one point this season won 22 games in a row
There’s no way in a million years that I’d have chosen D.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Apr 20, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Wait, Loren Woods wasn’t the one who shot up the White House? Who was that?
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2 Channing Frye // Apr 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I’m the next Loren Woods.
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3 Lonny Baxter // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
What the fuck do I have to do to get remembered?
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