If you would have asked me eight minutes ago what I thought Loren Woods was up to nowadays, and these were my choices:
a.) Finishing up his third season as the backbone of the Maccabi Elite Tel Aviv basketball club
b.) Averaging 15 PPG and 8 RPG for the Fort Wayne Mad Ants
c.) Barback at the Scottsdale Applebee’s
d.) Getting garbage minutes for an NBA playoff team that at one point this season won 22 games in a row
There’s no way in a million years that I’d have chosen D.
