Lions’ TE Dan Campbell’s recently had surgery on his elbow and the tendons had to be reinforced using the Achilles heel of a cadaver, which is good because I heard Campbell’s elbow was KILLING him. Perhaps now, he’ll be bigger PART of the game plan. Or maybe the Lions won’t be DEAD last in tight end production and their offense won’t be so easy to DISSECT now. Ok, that’s enough. I’m probably boring everyBODY STIFF anyway. Awful.
