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Dan Campbell: Now With Dead Guy Parts!

April 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Lions’ TE Dan Campbell’s recently had surgery on his elbow and the tendons had to be reinforced using the Achilles heel of a cadaver, which is good because I heard Campbell’s elbow was KILLING him. Perhaps now, he’ll be bigger PART of the game plan. Or maybe the Lions won’t be DEAD last in tight [...]

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Rockies 2, Padres 1 (F) 22 Innings

April 18th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s now 1:22 am PST. Manny Corpas blew the save in the 14th inning. That was eight innings ago. Paul McAnulty entered the game as a pinch hitter and ended up going 1-5. Willy Taveras went 3-10. I think I heard Matt Vasgersian and Mark Grant utter the word ‘loopy’ approximately 16 times and I [...]

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