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Entries from April 2008

Micah Owings Pinch Hit Homerun

April 30th, 2008 · Comments

This one goes out to all those in the anti-DH constituency.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · MLB · Micah Owings · Video

In Marinerland, Seven Days > One Year

April 30th, 2008 · Comments

The Mariners are calling up Jeff Clement and Wladimir Balentien and releasing Brad Wilkerson. You’d think I’d be happy, no? I was, until I saw this little tidbit on the page I linked to from a commenter named ZoinksScoob (that’s a credible source, right Buzz?):
While I applaud the decision to finally use Balentien and Clement [...]

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Tags: Bill Bavasi · Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners

I Enjoy Bob Costas More Out Of Context

April 29th, 2008 · Comments

In case you didn’t see the Costas Now feature that aired on HBO tonight dealing with the state of the sports media landscape, I’ll sum it up for you: anything that has ever gone wrong in the past, is currently going wrong or will go wrong in the future can be blamed on blogs, specifically [...]

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Tags: Blogs < Genocide · Bob Costas · Buzz Bissinger · Harvey Bars · TV · Video

Fantasy Bust Tyrone Calico Indicted

April 29th, 2008 · Comments

A Tennessee Grand Jury has indicted Tyrone Calico. Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with a Class Action Lawsuit filed by incensed former fantasy owners. It has something to do with drunk driving or whatnot. How are you 6-4 and run a 4-3 and have career totals of 42 catches for 501 yards and 4 [...]

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Tags: Busts · Excessive Drinking & Driving · NFL · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)

April 28th, 2008 · Comments

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

If Only I Were Tight With Mitchell & Ness….

April 28th, 2008 · Comments

….I could make a killing off these in Boston alone.

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Tags: Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number · Harvey Bars · MLB · Mindy McCready · Roger Clemens

Lions Draft Kevin Smith

April 28th, 2008 · Comments

I always saw him more as a left guard type but apparently he’s a speedy runner from Central Florida. He probably would have went higher but he had a few character issues, like the fact that he smokes, curses a lot and associates with known heroin users.

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Fire Matt Millen · Harvey Bars · Kevin Smith · NFL · NFL Draft

This Play Is Nucking Futs

April 26th, 2008 · Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Joel Pineiro · MLB · Video

Al Horford Must Still Think He’s At Florida

April 26th, 2008 · Comments

I know he’s a rookie and this was at the end of a big upset, but this taunt from Al Horford, directed at Paul Pierce of all people, seems to be a little much, considering the Hawks finished 29 games behind the Celtics and are still down 2-1 in the series. Credit to Odenized for [...]

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Tags: Al Horford · Drexl Spivey · NBA · Video

Gosder Fucking Cherilus

April 26th, 2008 · Comments

Kill me.

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Fire Matt Millen · Gosder Cherilus · Harvey Bars · NFL · NFL Draft