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Clark Kellogg Fills Out Safe, Boring Brackets

Posted by Harvey Bars · March 29th, 2008

Clark Kellogg

Greg Gumbel concluded the halftime show of today’s North Carolina-Louisville game with this piece of information:

It is left to me to point out that Mr. Kellogg is the one who predicted that all four no. 1’s will head to San Antonio.

Yeah, Clark Kellogg, my 62 year-old great aunt, and 75% of everyone else who does not watch college basketball until March. For the record, this has never happened, and even if it does, Clark Kellogg is still more of an incredible pussy than an insightful analyst. Even better, Seth Davis looked at Kellogg as if he was genuinely impressed and somewhat envious that he hadn’t thought of it first.

UPDATE (3/30): Clark Kellogg, you truly are a prophet.  You and Aunt Tess.

Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · NCAA Basketball · Risk Management

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