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Who Would Want To Blow Up Shawne Merriman’s Car? An Investigative Look At The Early Suspects

March 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Thursday, a $180K Mercedes Benz that was owned by Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was stolen, stripped and set ablaze. While the police are currently doing all the can to find the perpetrators, I wanted to do my part, so I took it upon myself to compile a list of people who have the means [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NFL

Part II Of ESPN.com’s Ongoing Series Of “Ridiculously Obvious Sports Rankings”

March 26th, 2008 · No Comments

So two weeks ago, ESPN.com had the foresight to assemble a roundtable of their NBA experts to let everyone know that Michael Jordan was the greatest shooting guard of all-time. After giving the interweb two weeks to suck on that nugget of insight, they drop this bombshell: Jerry Rice is the greatest wide receiver of [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · NFL · Terrible ESPN.com Features