Typical. Boy eats two double cheeseburgers and large fries for $4.24. Boy throws empty McDonalds bag onto floor in disgust. Boy falls into post fast food catatonic state, stands up 90 minutes later and banana peels himself on empty McDonalds bag, falling through TV screen and entertainment center. From NFL.com:
“I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I’m okay,” Marshall wrote in a text message Sunday morning. “It’s funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands. “So for the next couple of days I’m going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center.”
Marshall will be in a cast for two weeks. It’s just another reason to eat BK. I seriously doubt this would have happened if The King had been around.
