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CJ Wilson on Douchebaggery and the Gyroball

Posted by Shakespeare DiMaggio · March 19th, 2008 · No Comments

CJ WilsonCJ Wilson is not only a low cost saves option but quite a free spirit as well. An avowed California Democrat, Wilson was recently asked why MLB players care little about the election. His answer, “Come on man you have to admit the median or average guy in a baseball clubhouse does drive an SUV, drinks beer, golfs, likes college sports, chews or dips tobacco and is relatively a douchebag.” He is essentially right and it’s always nice to see a player refer to his peers as douchebags.

Continuing his quest to become the next Turk Wendell, Wilson is also working on the gyroball. He is looking to become the first American pitcher to throw the pitch in a game. This guy will definitely find his way into my fantasy clubhouse this year.

Tags: Douchebaggery · MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio

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