Tirico Suave

I have nothing against Cowboys, their way of life or fashion sense, but I do have a theory. There’s nothing more insulting in the history of history than a person who A) has no business being a cowboy, but ends up starring as one in a movie 99% of the free world will inevitably hate or B) dresses up as a Cowboy at extremely inappropriate times. Disgruntled, recently franchise-tagged DE Jared Allen proved point B over the weekend by sporting cowboy boots and a tuxedo shirt to a Kansas City Chiefs black-tie awards dinner. Allen had the option of skipping the event entirely, but decided to go the Cowboy way instead. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!