Comments on: 2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

By: whipcreambikinilover

whipcreambikinilover — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:29:15 +0000

Just found the site…instant classic. There are a few late additions. Billy Hicks (Rob Lowe) from St Elmo's Fire. Or how about Lane Meyer (John Cusack) from Better Off Dead. Yes these are pickup games but clearly a showcase of amateur skill. And unfortunately Johnny Utah was indeed left off the list. He was in the Rose Bowl for the Buckeyes…missed his window (and most of his acting classes).

By: matt

matt — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:54:10 +0000

You forget that Utah waxed in the third quarter and blew out his knee in the Rose Bowl for OSU. That pretty much ended his chances of turning pro.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:04:01 +0000

So is nobody going to mention that this is stolen from Something Awful?

By: Don Billingsley

Don Billingsley — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:41:45 +0000

Hey! Where the hell do I fit in here?
Yeah, I’m a real guy, but surely the draft has room for a tailback.
My dad tried to kick my ass, but sure as shit I can kick everyone else’s.

By: Big Dawg

Big Dawg — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:33:56 +0000

Why didn’t anyone take Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd? He was one of the top QB’s in Texas when he wasn’t going to Kiss concerts or hanging out with Slater or Wooderson.

By: Jt da damaja

Jt da damaja — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:28:58 +0000

Suck a cock with your LT comment faggot. I bet yo bitch ass never played a day of ball in your life. Bitch ass pussy nigga.

By: Harvey Bars

Harvey Bars — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:42:00 +0000

It’s amazing how many people did not read the fourth fucking sentence of this post.

“*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have maintained his or her amateur status, so you won’t find Paul Crewe, Willie Beamon or any other fictional pros on this list.”

The fact that like 10 or more people have specifically alluded to Willie Beamon gets me all warm and schadenfreudey inside.

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:30:30 +0000

You really need to see more movies. North Dallas Forty, Longest yard (original), Any Given Sunday have loads more interesting players than some of the dreck you have here.

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:39:53 +0000

Great List, would have switched Blake and Waymen. We all know Gruden hates young QBs, Blake is a perfect fit for the Bucs then. And I would thing some of the prisoners from the Longest Yard would be eligible, since the prison team wouldn’t count as a pro team.

By: Styles

Styles — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:45:01 +0000

I heard Terry Tate, Office Linebacker has a year of eligibility left…