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Entries from March 2008

Tom Gordon, Anti-Sleeper

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

So much for the idea of picking up a few cheap saves while Brad Lidge is on the DL.

That’s a sweet -6.83 in my head-to-head points league. Thanks for participating, Tom.

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · MLB

Clack Click! No, That’s Not Right……Line?!?

March 31st, 2008 · 4 Comments

This tidbit from Pro Football Weekly caught my eye, mainly because I’ve overdrafted Vernon Davis in fantasy leagues two years running now. He’s my new Rickey Dudley.
One of the most interesting things to watch in San Francisco will be how well Niners TE Vernon Davis is able to digest new coordinator Mike Martz’s offense. [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · Rickey Dudley References

Kevin Love Is Absurdly Strong

March 31st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Courtesy of Gutty Little Bruins, here’s an impressive video of Kevin Love in practice making a half court, a three-quarters court, and a full court shot with just an incredible amount of ease.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · NCAA Basketball · Video

Attention Chinese Olympians: ‘86 The Deer Penis Boost In Your Smoothies Immediately!

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

I don’t know about the rest of you, but in my fantasy Olympics league, I had the Chinese down as one of my big sleepers, but now that their government has added deer penis and turtle blood to the list of banned substances, I may have to drop them down a few spots on my [...]

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Tags: Deer Penis Smoothies · Harvey Bars · Olympics

Please, No More Talk About Manny’s Reading Habits/Positive Thinking

March 30th, 2008 · No Comments

I keep hearing all this nonsense about how Manny Ramirez is poised to have this massive season, not because he’s in a contract year, or even because Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia playing full time improves what was already one of the better lineups in baseball, but because he was given “The Power Of Positive [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · MLB · Manny Ramirez's Book Club

Clark Kellogg Fills Out Safe, Boring Brackets

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Greg Gumbel concluded the halftime show of today’s North Carolina-Louisville game with this piece of information:
It is left to me to point out that Mr. Kellogg is the one who predicted that all four no. 1’s will head to San Antonio.
Yeah, Clark Kellogg, my 62 year-old great aunt, and 75% of everyone else who does [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · NCAA Basketball · Risk Management

Hideki Matsui, Horny Guy

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

While thumbing through the most recent issue of Time Asia, I stumbled upon an article about Hideki Matsui. Most of it was your standard profile piece but this paragraph caught my eye:
“Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Victories for the Japanese Everyman

WNBA Live ‘08

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

I don’t know much about North Palm Wrestling yet, but this video is certainly some outstanding work.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Video · Where WNBA Happens

Who Would Want To Blow Up Shawne Merriman’s Car? An Investigative Look At The Early Suspects

March 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Thursday, a $180K Mercedes Benz that was owned by Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was stolen, stripped and set ablaze. While the police are currently doing all the can to find the perpetrators, I wanted to do my part, so I took it upon myself to compile a list of people who have the means [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NFL

Part II Of ESPN.com’s Ongoing Series Of “Ridiculously Obvious Sports Rankings”

March 26th, 2008 · No Comments

So two weeks ago, ESPN.com had the foresight to assemble a roundtable of their NBA experts to let everyone know that Michael Jordan was the greatest shooting guard of all-time. After giving the interweb two weeks to suck on that nugget of insight, they drop this bombshell: Jerry Rice is the greatest wide receiver of [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · NFL · Terrible ESPN.com Features