Tirico Suave

I saw this over on the rumors section of profootballtalk.com, which means it probably has 13% chance of actually happening, but just the thought of Jonathan Vilma playing alongside Ernie Sims next season has me Stephen Boyding all over myself.

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I didn’t think much at first of Dwyane Wade’s embarrassing effort in the NBA Skills Competition. It was terrible, but we all have off nights, right? Then I watched the tapes later on that night with my friend Nick Nolte. Yeah, he’s my friend, so are the other three guys in the room, except I [...]

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Kevin Faulk was found to have four joints on him during a random security check at the Cajundome during a recent Lil Wayne concert. Not only is it lame to get busted by a checkpoint, but with joints? Kevin Faulk, you’ve been in the league for almost a decade. You have three rings. It’s time [...]

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Attention all major sports news outlets: Apollo 13 was released over 12 years ago. We get the reference. It’s no longer clever, barely ever was. Please come up with new phrases for when any of the Houston-based franchises find themselves in some sort of quandary.

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In the midst 12 game winning streak, the news out of Houston is that Yao Ming is out for the year with a stress fracture in his foot. Looking at the current standings, the Rockets are seeded 7th and are only three games out of the top spot. However, there are essentially nine teams for [...]

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