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Hunter Pence Makes A Shitty Jumper

Posted by Harvey Bars · February 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Carrying on the long standing tradition of baseball players suffering freak accidents, Houston Astros center fielder and Tirico Suave favorite, Hunter Pence walked through a sliding glass door after one of Pence’s friends shut the door without him knowing. The injuries, however, seem minor and Pence is only expected to miss only a week or so.

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Roger Dorn // Feb 19, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Jumper has shitty movie written all over it. Did it come out yet or has it already Cabin Boy’d out of theaters?

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  • 2 Harvey Bars // Feb 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Poster says Feb. 14.

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  • 3 Roger Dorn // Feb 19, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Pence couldn’t even straighten his finger or his left leg. His teammates have already start ribbing him.
    “Watch out, there’s a glass door over there,” catcher Brad Ausmus teased Pence.

    Good one Brad Ausmus, you creative bitch.

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  • 4 Brad Ausmus // Feb 19, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    (smashes watermelon)

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