Tirico Suave

John McCain is kicking ass right now. He is picking up Republican delegations like a Swiffer over the kitchen floor. He is Pro Life, supports the environment and is committed to tax cuts. But his major issue goes deeper than that. John McCain hates cockfighting. He despises it in all its forms. McCain dislikes rooster cock fighting, but there’s another form that really grinds his gears: human cock fighting, often referred to as Mixed Martial Arts. Read more about McCain’s stance here.