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Kim Mattingly, Reche Caldwell and The Runaway Bride React To The Shaq Trade
February 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Pictures
Fire Causes Residents In Germany To Treat Their Kids Like Plinko Chips
February 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Pretty amazing pictures over on CNN.com from a fire in a German apartment building. The baby from the above picture survived, but nine others, including five children died.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Pictures
Dion Phaneuf Snuff Film
February 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
In honor of my favorite hockey player signing a 6 year extension with the Calgary Flames, here is a snuff film in which Dion Phaneuf murders Denny Hamel.
Tags: NHL · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Video
Breaking News: There Is No Breaking News
February 6th, 2008 · No Comments
This is the trade that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some teams started discussing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue discussing it forever just because…This is the trade that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some teams started discussing it, not knowing what [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners
Undefeated Teams From The New England Area Had Best Stay Away From New Jersey
February 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments
That’s right. I’m talking women’s hoops.
Tags: Drexl Spivey · NCAA Basketball
Giants To Make Big Pitch To Spagnuolo
February 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Steve Spagnuolo is a popular man right now. Through the playoffs, he devised attacks to stop Tony Romo, Brett Favre and Tom Brady. Needless to say, the league is impressed, especially the Washington Redskins. Spagnuolo flew into Washington earlier this week and has been participating in Dan Snyder’s whirlwind interview process; set to culminate at [...]
Tags: NFL · Shakespeare DiMaggio
Dear Brad Miller: Get A Freaking Dishwasher
February 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Brad Miller is a game time decision for tonight’s game against Seattle. The reason? He cut his finger washing dishes. In fact, he cut it so bad that the cut required nine stitches. The team doctor’s are worried that the stitches might come causing a good bit of bleeding. After sucking all of last [...]
Tags: Douchebaggery · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio
Bad News For Phils Fans, Good News For Mets Fans
February 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Today’s Philadelphia Enquirer is reporting that the Phillies are much more interested in Kris Benson than they are letting on. Benson at one point, was a very promising pitcher, but has never really taking the next step. He has a wife who verbally attacks team management and teammates. He is 33 years old, coming off [...]
Tags: MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio


