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Shaq to Phoenix?

February 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

According to the Miami Herald, Shaq could be on his way to Phoenix for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks. Marion gets his wish. He’s been requesting a trade for two years (playing with Steve Nash must really suck, huh). Phoenix gets a player who does not fit their team model in any way. Miami clears [...]

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Tags: NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

More Bullshit Disguised As Updates

February 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

As a Mariners fan, this Erik Bedard trade has become more of a burden than anything else. Today’s “news” is that “the trade is set for resolution” whatever the tits that means. Are Seattle and Baltimore swapping players or fighting over the custody of a child? Google’s attempted acquisition of Yahoo seems to have less [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners

A Tribute to Josh Smith

February 5th, 2008 · No Comments

While I understand that no one watches basketball anymore, something has to be said for Josh Smith. Last night he had 19 points, 6 rebounds, 9 assists, 4 steals and 9 blocks. And he is eligible at SG, SF and PF. Are you kidding me?!? Well, without further ado, here are 100 dunks by the [...]

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Tags: NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Time To Move Evan Longoria Up On Those Cheat Sheets

February 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Though Longoria has dominated at nearly every level, the Devil Rays committed to not just handing him the 3B job this year. They are an eminently cheap organization and did not want to start his arbitration clock just yet. They wanted Longoria to earn the job, so they acquired the talented, yet troubled, Willy [...]

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C.C. Not Going Anywhere During the Season

February 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Once the ink was dry on Johan Santana’s monster, 6 year, 137 Million dollar contract, the attention turned to C.C. Sabathia. Sabathia was brilliant last year, winning the AL Cy Young and pitching the Indians deep into the playoffs. He is also 26 years old and will be a free agent following the season. The [...]

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Cardinals Sign Groin Pull Gonzalez

February 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’ve gone ahead and projected newly acquired St. Louis Cardinal Juan Gonzalez’ 2008 fantasy impact:

‘08 Roto Projections

Player
H
AB
HR
RBI
RUNS
SB

J. Gonzalez, STL
1
3
0
1
0
0

I’m predicting Juan’s lone start to come April 28th at home against Aaron Harang and the Cincinnati Reds. For those in leagues that support weekly roster changes, I suggest sitting Gonzalez weeks 1-4 and 5-26. He still [...]

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · MLB · Roger Dorn