Tirico Suave

I saw this commercial last night and I thought this guy looked vaguely familiar but having grown up in New Jersey, I know a lot of fat guys with stupid goatees. After searching for the commercial on YouTube, I found out where I recognized him from: it’s motherfucking Donkeylips. Good to see someone from Camp [...]

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I can freely admit that I am a Jets and Mets fan, so both of these situations delighted me. I don’t think there is an easy answer to this question. The Yankees created a monster by letting the Sox back into the ALCS in ’04. Saying the the Yankees had the Sox with their backs [...]

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I think everyone’s favorite part of the Patriots perfection run has been getting to know the 1972 Dolphins. Led by the eminently likable, Mercury Morris, these guys have done everything in their power to keep their legacy intact. Here is their new Reebok commercial, sure to delight Patriots fans.

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For all the Eli in Peyton’s shadow talk that preceded the Super Bowl, I figured it would be worthwhile to look at their playoff records. Advertising God Peyton doesn’t quite par up with little bro.

Playoff Stats

Manning
Record
TDs
INTSs
COMP %

Peyton
7-7
21
17
61.8

Eli
6-2
8
5
62.3

Archie totally loves Eli more now.

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If this movie is ever made, I’m flying out to opening night.

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