Tirico Suave

I read about Dana Jacobson’s punishment this morning and became very confused. Why would a network have their biggest personalities in an event as ribald and offensive as a roast if they were planning on punishing them when they were offensive? Why would the personalities want to participate in an event if they were going [...]

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I can’t believe I just wrote that headline, but that’s the latest rumor.

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I don’t know if I want to be part of a society that frowns upon occasionally standing up in front of a room of people and drunkenly proclaiming “Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Jesus.”

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I was reading the Baseball America 2001 Prospect Handbook the other night and discovered this sweet little gem on Detroit’s newly acquired 3B, Miguel Cabrera.
“A false rumor that he contracted elephantiasis was spread in Venezuela by a jilted scout, though the truth is slowly making its way through the country.”
Anyone who’s taken a heterosexual glance [...]

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Some All of us are upset about the death of Heath Ledger. But none more than wacky Scientologist John Travolta. John told Woman’s Day magazine, “I did know Heath and I adored him. I am pretty devastated over this. He was my favourite actor and my favourite talent. It’s like losing James Dean. I would [...]

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The NFL Draft is fast approaching. In the coming months, these future NFL players will have gone through the riggers that is the NFL draft process. I, having no life, will be following this process closely right up until draft day. As free agency and workouts begin to affect each team’s wants and needs, [...]

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