Tirico Suave

Congratulations to Eli Manning. During the playoff season, he has proved a nation of doubters wrong and led his team into the Super Bowl. He has always performed in the shadow of his big brother and now has the chance to match his one Super Bowl ring. Even if he does defy the odds and wins the game, there is something he can’t make up for; this abortion of a commercial. Obviously, Peyton feels he needs a lot of exposure. Maybe he doesn’t have as much money as he would like. And in the biggest week of his little brother’s life, he has dragged him into the gayest commercial ever made. PEYTON! STOP MAKING COMMERCIALS! YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YES EVERY TIME!