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Shaun Alexander, Let Me Introduce You To Reality

January 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Shaun Alexander made an appearance on Seattle’s KJR-AM this morning and had some interesting things to say. Shaun averaged 3.5 YPC this year, was relegated to a job share and makes 4.5 million in ’08. The Seahawks are an excellent team and if Shaun was willing to spread that money out over the years, maybe [...]

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Cedrick Wilson’s Girlfriend Has Problems

January 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Reason number 437 not to have a gun in your house: it might get turned on you.
In addition to being an underachieving Wide Receiver, Cedrick Wilson enjoys arguing with women. This weekends argument with Lindsey Paulat got extremely dangerous. Paulat grabbed Wilson’s handgun and fired twice into the wall. This began a 12 hour standoff [...]

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Is Peyton Manning Capable of Saying No?

January 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Congratulations to Eli Manning. During the playoff season, he has proved a nation of doubters wrong and led his team into the Super Bowl. He has always performed in the shadow of his big brother and now has the chance to match his one Super Bowl ring. Even if he does defy the odds and [...]

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