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….by signing Morgan Ensberg. I’m obviously kidding, but I think this is a good signing for the Yanks. Ensberg is very much a wild card, but could hit 25 home runs and end up the starting first baseman with Giambi transitioning back to the DH and Cabrera being traded for pitching help or being a [...]

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Settle a bet: When was the last time the Olympics happened? I’m contending that it was 1988 but Harvey Bars thinks it hasn’t really happened since 704 BC (he’s a purist).

I like pretending that Wikipedia doesn’t exist to prove my sarcastic points.

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Here’s the breakdown of the rumored deal:
To New Jersey:
Devean George
Jerry Stackhouse
Channing Frye
Travis Outlaw
Jarrett Jack
Future first round pick
Cash considerations
To Dallas:
Jason Kidd
Malik Allen
Jamaal Magliore
To Portland:
Devin Harris
Other players may be included in the deal to even the salaries and rosters, etc. If this is indeed the parameters of the deal, it seems Portland is giving up a lot [...]

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It’s been an exceptionally strong week for drunken outbursts from marginal female celebrities.

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Sent to the Mets for four prospects, none of which are named Fernando Martinez.

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If With Leather, Kissing Suzy Kolber, Scott Van Pelt Style or Hugging Harold Reynolds have taught us anything, it’s that when it comes to naming your blog, ESPN personalities make for great fodder. Even your friends here at Tirico Suave looked towards the mouse as our muse when picking out our moniker (of course, when [...]

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This year, Webber just wanted to get the 40 or so games he annually misses out of the way first. I almost forgot what it was like to see him, on the sidelines, in a suit, injured, watching his team play.

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Adam Jones is flying to Baltimore to take a physical. No other players in the deal have been named yet.
Update: Although Baltimore is denying a deal is done, the rumored trade according to ESPN is Jones, George Sherrill, Chris Tillman and an unnamed fourth prospect to the Orioles for Bedard. Both Jones and Sherrill have [...]

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Courtesy of TheBigLead.com, here are the first pictures of Dana Jacobson from the Mike and Mike Roast:

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