Thank you Brittani Tribett, disgruntled mother of three month old Lance Jr. #261, for that fantastic headline. Personally, I prefer condoms to good intentions when trying to not get college girls pregnant, but that’s one of many reasons why I’m not a linebacker in the NFL. There are plenty of quotable gems from this case. Here’s another:
“Mirabelli said despite Briggs’ $7.5 million annual salary, he’s provided an average of about $250 a week over the last six months, or “maybe the cost of a tire on his Lamborghini.”
