Tirico Suave

Stop bringing people down their necks, jerkoff.

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A man who died eight months ago had his final wish granted when his wife brought his remains in an urn to yesterday’s Steelers-Jaguars game at Heinz Field. When it comes to lifelong dedication and beyond, Steelers fans are clearly leading the way.

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For those of you like me who were not so pleased with Laveranues Coles’s fantasy donut yesterday, it turns out that Coles suffered a setback on his already existing injury on SATURDAY when the trainer’s table he was on collapsed and came down on his ankle.

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Edwin Valero may be the world’s best fighter. He has fought 23 fights and knocked out all 23 opponents. A shocking 19 of those fights have occurred in the first round. He is a Super Featherweight who punches like a heavyweight. He is as aggressive in the ring as a young Mike Tyson. So [...]

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In a move that will no doubt endear her to Ice-T forever, Alycia Lane, the woman who sent Rich Eisen (and his wife) pictures of herself in a bikini, allegedly punched a female cop in the face over the weekend.

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Thank you Brittani Tribett, disgruntled mother of three month old Lance Jr. #261, for that fantastic headline. Personally, I prefer condoms to good intentions when trying to not get college girls pregnant, but that’s one of many reasons why I’m not a linebacker in the NFL. There are plenty of quotable gems from this case. [...]

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