Tirico Suave

Enough with being disgusted at Bobby Petrino for leaving the Falcons head coaching position during the season. First off, why does anyone still act shocked when it turns out that coaches are selfish scumbags who are only out for themselves? Second, if you’re job was a fraction of the sinking shitbox that Petrino’s was, I [...]

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A little over a year ago, right before the Borat movie opened, I wrote this article on Yardbarker basically stating that while I was looking forward to what I was sure was going to be a movie that would be thoroughly entertaining, I was also immensely dreading the legions of moronic impersonators Borat would undoubtedly [...]

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Two links demonstrating how unimportant Ken O’Brien was:
First, Ken O’Brien’s starting lineup from 1989 where his name on the card is spelled “O’Brian”.

Also, here’s an article about the old Tecmo Bowl game where O’Brien’s name in the game was “O,Brien”. Whoever wrote this article should be on the TiricoSuave theoretical payroll. Here’s an excerpt:
You can [...]

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Fans of ridiculous kicker celebrations rejoice! Martin Gramatica has been signed by the Saints to replace the injured Olindo Mare.

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Aaron Rowand has signed a five year deal with the San Francisco Giants.

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The Niners just signed Chris Weinke to backup Shaun Hill who is filling in for Trent Dilfer, who had been playing in place of the injured Alex Smith. As far as QB depth charts go, San Fran may be giving St. Louis a run for their money.

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Miguel Tejada is headed to the Astros for Luke Scott, Matt Albers and three more prospects. Not a bad haul for a 31 year old SS who had 18 HR and 81 RBI last season.

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This past Halloween, the venue which was once proudly known as Continental Airlines Arena to the roughly 2,000 or so Nets or Devils fans that attended each game, changed title sponsors. With the Devils off to the hockey hotbed that is Newark, Continental Airlines opted out of its naming rights deal. And in a move [...]

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