Tirico Suave

Where There’s Always Plenty Of Schadenfreude To Go Around

Tirico Suave

If Michael Vick Wants To Come Back, Arthur Blank Has Some Advice

December 10th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Anybody catch Arthur Blank in the MNF booth tonight? He was asked if it was possible for Michael Vick to come back to the Falcons. Blank said it is possible, if Vick stays in shape and doesn’t gain 30 pounds eating fried chicken. I’m guessing around 95% of America will find this racist. Mr. Blank [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Humor · NFL · Shakespeare DiMaggio

The Return Of The Neckbeard

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Kyle Orton will be the Bears starting QB in week 15.

[Read more →]

Tags: Douchebaggery · Drexl Spivey · NFL

Who Keeps Calling For More Greenberg?

December 10th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Mike Greenberg already has an overly promoted, unfunny radio show on ESPN not to mention his own fathead. Now, for whatever reason, he’s hosting some new gameshow on ABC.

[Read more →]

Tags: Harvey Bars · TV

Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months For Stealing Hamburgers, I Mean Dogfighting

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

I thought only bad guys from silent movies had to wear this getup still.

[Read more →]

Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · Pictures

Father Puts Stoner Son’s Christmas Gift On eBay

December 10th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Way to ruin Christmas, old timer. If my father had caught me smoking pot and sold my copy of Toe Jam & Earl, I’d have resented him to this day.

[Read more →]

Tags: Harvey Bars · Humor