Tirico Suave

“All musicians should write poetry or at least read it if they want to improve their game. Except for people who believe lyrics don’t matter. This is the Brian Billick theory of songwriting: Defense (the music) not offense (lyrics) wins championships (Grammys). The best teams of course have both. And the Ravens were very dull [...]

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I really hate in-laws that hang around and touch shit that they shouldn’t when I’m trying to win bowl games. It’s infuriating. I also have a natural dislike for people with two first names, so this Chris Jessie clip is difficult to watch.

Does anyone want to let me know why there is a draft post [...]

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In a move usually reserved for beefing rappers, Roger Clemens has posted a video directly to YouTube denying ever having taken steroids, HGH, performance enhancing drugs, Red Bull, Flintstone Vitamins or cough drops. Ok, Rocket….

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If they ask Rasheed Wallace to be on Dancing with the Stars, I’ll make a point to stop watching Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift on a nightly basis and tune in.

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I opened up my yahoo mail tonight only have this beaut staring back at me. It made me think. Is this the best DCU banking could do? Does this actually work?

If this Jeff George look-alike can use his charm and good looks, so can the real Jeff George. Since Brad Childress literally laughed out loud [...]

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It is times like these that being a Mariners’ fan makes me want to smack myself in the head with a giant log.

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Stop bringing people down their necks, jerkoff.

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A man who died eight months ago had his final wish granted when his wife brought his remains in an urn to yesterday’s Steelers-Jaguars game at Heinz Field. When it comes to lifelong dedication and beyond, Steelers fans are clearly leading the way.

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For those of you like me who were not so pleased with Laveranues Coles’s fantasy donut yesterday, it turns out that Coles suffered a setback on his already existing injury on SATURDAY when the trainer’s table he was on collapsed and came down on his ankle.

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Edwin Valero may be the world’s best fighter. He has fought 23 fights and knocked out all 23 opponents. A shocking 19 of those fights have occurred in the first round. He is a Super Featherweight who punches like a heavyweight. He is as aggressive in the ring as a young Mike Tyson. So [...]

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