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Evel Knievel Dead At 69

November 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Looks like PacificMobility.com is going to need to find a new celebrity to endorse their geriatric scooters. Perhaps Verne Troyer is available and no longer peeing in the corners of houses.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Other Sports

Tirico Suave Continues the Most In-Depth Brian Schneider Coverage on the Web

November 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments

This is the Brian Schneider Situation Room. Here’s a blurb from Rotoworld.
Rosenthal says that the Mets offered Johnny Estrada to the Nats in the trade, free of charge, but that the Nats preferred to look elsewhere for a Schneider replacement.”
Can someone tell me why teams treat Johnny Estrada like the plague. Isn’t he good [...]

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Tags: MLB · Roger Dorn

Ryan Church: The Mets’ New Rightfielder and Anti-Semite

November 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Does anyone remember this? Back in 2005, Ryan Church was quoted on the front page of the Washington post, alluding that Jews were doomed to Hell. His exact quote, “”I said, like, Jewish people, they don’t believe in Jesus. Does that mean they’re doomed? Jon nodded, like, that’s what it meant. My ex-girlfriend! I was [...]

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Tags: MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Mets Trade Milledge For Brian Schneider

November 30th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Lastings Milledge’s official position on the Mets roster changed from “Outfield” to “Trading Block” around two seasons ago. At one point it seemed he was involved in deals for Barry Zito, Roy Oswalt, Miguel Tejada, YouTube, Google stock, and a Joe Nuxhall baseball card. Well, every deal the Mets have turned down because the other [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · MLB

Andrew Siciliano: “I’m a dressed as a sportscaster who thought he could get away with using the same joke 39 times in a row.”

November 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

If you pay really close attention to what Andrew Siciliano says, I’ll bet you can guess the exact date that I DVR’d this FSN broadcast. God, this dude is obnoxious. I don’t want to sound I-walked-6-miles-in-the-snow-to-school-uphill-both-ways old, but what happened to talking about sports on the air without intentionally trying to be funny? Warner Wolf [...]

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Tags: NBA · Roger Dorn · Video