Roger Dorn’s hatred for Troy Hambrick is so fierce, that to this day, Emmitt Smith still gets a pass. But that doesn’t give the league’s all-time leading rusher the right to performances like these. The 49ers deserved better. When the concussion case to your right looks like he’s going to puke every time you open your mouth, it’s time to take a course in public speaking.
Is it just me or did Emmitt’s confusion over conferences remind you of the science teacher in Billy Madison who cracks himself up while explaining chlorophyll to the class?
Finally, kudos to Stuart Scott for using the word Bananas, but resisting the chance to spell it out Stefani style despite the colder side of the pillow finding it funny in rehearsals.
