Roger Dorn’s hatred for Troy Hambrick is so fierce, that to this day, Emmitt Smith still gets a pass. But that doesn’t give the league’s all-time leading rusher the right to performances like these. The 49ers deserved better. When the concussion case to your right looks like he’s going to puke every time you open your mouth, it’s time to take a course in public speaking.
Is it just me or did Emmitt’s confusion over conferences remind you of the science teacher in Billy Madison who cracks himself up while explaining chlorophyll to the class?
Finally, kudos to Stuart Scott for using the word Bananas, but resisting the chance to spell it out Stefani style despite the colder side of the pillow finding it funny in rehearsals.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Harvey Bars // Nov 13, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I don’t even know where to begin with Emmitt Smith. He somehow manages to leave out the middle syllable of most words. It’s like watching the Magic Hour all over again. Props to video editor at the end for transforming Emmitt into the black Max Headroom.
[Reply]
2 D. Storm // Nov 13, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Do you have the youtube of Emmitt Smith referring to Shaun Alexander as Charmin? if so can you post, I’ve been hearing about it. But I never seen it.
[Reply]
3 » Emmitt Smith Is Not Getting Better on ESPN // Nov 14, 2007 at 4:26 pm
[...] Hat tip: Tirico Suave. [...]
4 ProFootball24-7.com » Emmitt Smith Is Not Getting Better on ESPN // Nov 15, 2007 at 4:01 pm
[...] Hat tip: Tirico Suave. [...]
5 FOOTBALLGAB » Post Topic » Emmitt Smith Is Not Getting Better on ESPN // Nov 15, 2007 at 5:57 pm
[...] Hat tip: Tirico Suave. [...]
Leave a Comment