Tirico Suave

As someone who not only owns a Lou Delmas jersey ($35 on eBay, including shipping, not bad, right?) but also hates children, this video nearly enters the porn realm for me as far as it’s provocativeness goes. What can I say? I guess me and Jim Schwartz are just cut from the same cloth.

Via It’s Always Sunny In Detroit.

Welcome to the NFL, marginally-talented 12-year veteran has-been quarterback!

From the video’s YouTube description: ‘Girl tells hotter girl she slept with her boyfriend, then got a beer to the face.’ Well, if it’s on the internet, it must be true. And as for that ‘Go back to Jersey!’ line at the end, hey don’t be mad because our guidos have passed your guidos in national prominence. (says the blogger who moved to California five years ago). Also, anytime two girls get into a scuffle that gives more than enough of an excuse to link to my favorite video of all-time.

Brett Anderson tweeted then de-tweeted this pic, which is still available here at least until someone tells Anderson he has to delete it off TweetPhoto as well. Every time an athlete does this, all I can think is what a goddamn shame it is that all this technology and social media wasn’t around in the respective days of Mickey Mantle, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, etc. Then shit would’ve gotten all sorts of real.

Wilson Ramos may be one of baseball’s top catching prospects but will he be willing to handfeed Adam Dunn like Matt Capps did here, should the Big Donkey again make such a request? These are the things baseball GMs have to consider that us fans never think about.

This Eurobroad has no idea how close she came to becoming soccer’s Stuart Scott.

Fantastic spot. Two minutes is the perfect amount of batshit Busey that I want to consume before my pseudo-conscience kicks in. My only gripe? Why give Busey’s lawyer character a name? Norman Tugwater? How much did you have to pay Ben Stiller to come up with that beauty? And it’s not like he’s going to develop every subtle nuance of this character’s personality. He’s out-of-his-gourd Gary Busey and we love that shit. Go meta. Just pretend that Busey’s new gig is being a lawyer for fantasy sports. Trust me, no one would have questioned that.

Yeah fuck baseball, football’s back! And just like that commercial that the NFL rolls out every year at this time said tonight, my Lions are currently undefeated! Go squad!

Apparently, no one told drunk, Italian Amani Toomer that this section in the new stadium is only big enough for one attention-whoring New York football fan.

Perhaps you’ve heard that NBA2K11 is incorporating his Airness into the latest incarnation of it’s game, letting the user go back and recreate 10 of Jordan’s signature moments, the list of which can be seen here. Pretty much what you’d expect so I decided to tweak Kotaku’s post and create the Michael Jordan’s game challenges that I think should be in the game, so with little or no further ado, here they be…..

When: High school
Goal 1: get cut
Goal 2: achieve a spite rating of 99
Skinny: This is where you plant the seeds to become both the greatest basketball player that ever walked the face of the Earth and also an insatiably spiteful prick.

When: College to the pros
Goal 1: hit title winning shot v. Georgetown and break future, snarky sports blogger’s 3-year-old Hoya loving heart
Goal 2: ruin Sam Bowie’s life
Skinny: I don’t really want to discuss this one any further.

When: Rookie year
Goal 1: make all-star game
Goal 2: get frozen out of all-star game by veteran group led by Isiah Thomas
Goal 3: develop unhealthy amount of disdain for Isiah Thomas
Skinny: This step will factor in much later when both you and video game Thomas make the transition from superstars to terrible executives.

When: 1985-1988
Goal 1: befriend Charles Oakley
Skinny: Simply put, the most important decision you will ever make in your entire life.
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